Baby Boys and shopping lists
So this morning, my galfriend Meliki (yes she is the one pictured!) gave me some very important advice about 'tucking the penis' away during diaper change! I just had to laugh at this so hard Mel -- sorry other moms of boys (eyeing Mia, Tanya and Jone!).
Not to take a swipe at men but i just had to laugh at how i didnt stop to think in my obsession over baby preparations - to prepare for the fact that iv never been mom to boys so i have next to no idea as to what is different about boys. Apart from the obvious fact about blue clothes over pink... and the dreaded difficulties in shopping for men - i hadnt googled 'baby boy preparations' or 'the difference between baby boys and baby girls' yet! Have i mentioned that iv been called Ms Google before? I google everything (and yes, everyone!)
- Google search results for baby boys, baby girls differnce
- The difference between boys and girls
- The difference between boys and girls2
- Telling the difference between boys and girls (!!odd title)
- 10 helpful hints for raising a boy
- 5 Tips On Raising Your Newborn Child
- Q&A: Preparing for a Baby Boy
- 10 tips for raising a well-rounded boy
- Tips on raising a boy
SHOPPING LIST
Have i written about my shopping episode at Mahesh Syndicate two weeks ago. In i walk with my bobcat slippers (yes Jone the ugly ones meant to be worn at home that iv been wearing to work) and probably harried look. The salesgirl takes one look at me and probably thinks very little of me so of course answers 'Oh thats very expensive' as i look at a set of booties, caps, mittens that is priced at $35. Someone remind me to google 'pregnancy style tips' at some point of my next pregnancy because im pretty sure my dress code in 'elephant' mode is not doing too well for me! Or was it my demeanor?
Anyway - so i of course i meet her rather arrogant (or it might have been innocent but anyway!) remark with a 'i didnt ask how expensive or how cheap it was, i asked you HOW MUCH IT COSTS (last four words in rather high pitch high volume). This of course woke the shop manager our of her reverie and to my aid. The manager seemed a lot wiser because the rest of my 2-hour long shopping expedition was done with me sitting comfortably with a cup of tea on a stool, my numerous shopping lists, diaries and checklists in front of me, irritating salesgirl sent away - friendlies sent to replace her.
I walked out of the shop the last customer with almost everything i needed to be at the hospital, in tow... and even a free suitcase as a gift --- for my goodnature in agreeing to forgive offending salesgirl? or maybe as a lure to return when i have to do this shopping expedition again once Jacob is 4 months old?? who knows, i just liked that i got a $50 discount and a free suitcase that i will probably never use or fill up with books! (hmm... google DIY book cases!).
So i think im ok to go to the hospital now, once jacob engages (thank you Nica for the affordable and good quality breast pumps)... my shopping list is considerably SHORTER: | Bottle Warmer | Diaper Cover | Plastic Pants | Scratch Mittens | Warm Mittens |Booties | Hats/Caps | Gowns | Undershirts (Snap-side) | Gowns | Heavy Woolen Blanket | Hooded bath towels |
Send me those baby boy tips will ya my baby boy mom friends: Tanya, Mia, Mel, Mary, Irene, Jillian?